Ten things you would rather be doing than what you have to deal with now…..
1. Would rather be sitting on a beach by myself with no obnoxious children
2. would rather be at boot camp than having the house and car falling around
3. Would rather be waxed than having to deal with the bills and stress I have right now
4. Would rather walk on hot coals than keep doing this single parent thing with no help because it freaking sucks
5. Would rather sit in jail than have to deal with autism one more day
6. would rather be in a poor country than deal with my childrens give me attitude thanks to their father
7. would rather starve than cook another meal that includes child friendly pallets
8. would rather listen to politics than the shrieking of these monsters
9. would rather sit at a coffee shop where I can block this incessant talking out…. God Nates mouth never stops
10. would rather poke my eyes out than have to hear freaking handy mannys tools sing the theme song……
This is only a quarter of my frustrations today. God I hate mondays.